Annoying Burfing Little Dog has now become simply Little Psycho Dog. I don’t know exactly what it’s doing back there, and I’m rather afraid to look. All I know is, it’s making a hell of a lot of noise.

Freakin’ nested tables…

Okay enough posting for now – I’m going to tweak the design a little. You know, I’ve always liked the word “tweak.” The strange thing is, I’ve only just now realized it.

Okay, get this. I’m sitting at my desk and a person I’ve seen before comes over and says “Hi Astro, we’ve never officially met.” He shakes my hand and inquires about my thoughts on the new position I’m in. Not once does he mention what his name is. Oooooookay…

Okay, now the Annoying Little Dog has become the Annoying Burfing Little Dog. No, not “Barfing” – “Burfing”. It doesn’t have a real bark, but can’t really be classified as a yap. So, it just wanders around in circles around its owner’s desk going “BURF! BURF! BURF!”

If only it was a little smaller. The dog’s current size isn’t very flushable.

Between the two and a half liters of post-hockey water I drank last night and the two Cokes I’ve had this morning, I’ve become a veritable human fountain. Perhaps if I had a Moon Suit I wouldn’t have to walk so much.

How was your ride in? How was your ride home?

You know, it can be pretty annoying to be around bicycle commuters sometimes. I do love the word “bonk”, though. Especially since it’s so close to “boink”.

“Do bears bareth? do bees beeth?” – the immortal David Addison.

Interesting note here – Bruce Willis’ first name is Walter. Go figure.

Quote of the day:

“Does it have a reset button?”
“What’s a reset button?”
“You don’t know what a reset button is?”
“Hey man, I’m not a hardware kinda guy.”

The Doppler Effect is truly a real thing. As the caffeine is leaving my body and the world slows down, everything is developing a tinge of red. I’d better hike to one of the other floors and see if I can find another fix to move back toward the blue end of the spectrum.

Annoying little dogs should be outlawed. What makes it worse is, this particular annoying little dog is cute in a sort of feisty way. that means all kinds of people are constantly going up to it and making baby noises and telling it what a “cutie-woogums” it is. Kinda disconcerting to see a fat, hairy programmer with Cheeto spooge on his shirt talking that way.