Down with boy bands! Here’s something fun to do while Napster still exists – hunt up a nice cheesy novelty song (Christmas ones are my favorite) on beloved Napster. Find a boy band song out there that’s relatively close in size and rename your novelty song to this one. If the sizes are off a little bit, give it a DJ mix name. Having a novelty song bigger than the boy band song is ideal. this makes it look like they’ll have more to listen to. The teeny-bopper downloads the file (56K users make me giggle), excitedly double-clicks the file and hears:

“Jingety jing!
HEE HAW HEE HAW
It’s Dominic the donkey!
Jingety jing!
The Italian Christmas donkey!”

Guaranteed minutes of entertainment! Be careful though – Dominic the Donkey is now my favorite song on my playlist…

Ego nolo online esse. Web est fabula.

Sitting here, bored out of my skull and tired as hell, but I can’t go to bed yet ’cause I’m drying some clothes I idiotically washed a little while ago and there are some I have to take out in a little while. So, with that mindset in place, I’ve been playing around at Classmates.com You know, it’s that place where you can go and feed in all of your personal information so the people who beat you up and took your lunch money now know where to beat you up and take your stock options.

Two thoughts occurred to me while wandering aimlessly through the site:

1) There are a lot of my classmates in here! I wonder if they just signed in as themselves to see who else was in there. Too bad for them they’re not as paranoid as yours truly, who wasn’t about to sign his real name in there.

2) I wonder if any of my former classmates are going to be pulling out their dusty old yearbooks to see if they really graduated with a “Myah Butreeks” or what exactly “Richard Hertz” looked like. I tried to limit myself to two new classmates, ’cause I was giggling too much when I’d see their names pop up on the list. I think the neighbors are starting to wonder about me. Maybe tomorrow I’ll sign up as “I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt”.

Come on people! The Simpsons! Get with it! Geez. I guess I’ll just have to be Amanda Huggenkiss.

Maybe today is turning into a Spinal Tap day instead.

“Samba? you can’t say Samba anymore!”

“No, that’s ‘Sambo’.”

– from Spinal Tap’s secret Tapster interview

Okay, today has officially become a found photos day. If I had a carton of milk, it would be shooting out of my nose right now. Well, the milk would, anyways.

I have no idea what I was originally looking for, but I stumbled across this cool page with lots of found photos. Lots of laughs, especially when you come across this poor, pitiful thing.

Just grabbed $2.00 worth of M&M’s from the little machine, so here’s The M&M Rundown for Monday:

4 orange
8 green
12 blue
16 red
16 yellow
19 brown

75 total

Today’s cup o’ M&M’s is a whopping 21.3% cancerous. Eeeyikes.

First off, no, not those Hansons – we’re talking hockey here. go watch Slap Shot, you little teenaged freak!

Okay, so Marq over at girlstar is currently singing the Smurfs song using only the word “blog”. For the life of me, I can’t remember how that went – the “Fraggle Rock” theme is as close as I can get. Of course NOW I’m sitting here with the Fraggle Rock song stuck in my head, sung using only the word “blog”. Gee, thanks Marq.

In other news, I was checking out a horoscope for tomorrow – looks like I’m in for a fun weekend:

“Your emotions will be unstable and your mate will be questioning what he or she has done to upset you. Your nervousness will cause suspicions. Don’t be fickle; be honest and discuss the problem.”

Ahhh…. 30 more minutes until the weekend begins. Hockey tonight, more movies waiting in the mail for me, a birthday party tomorrow (the Bossman’s), and absolutely, positively, without a doubt nothing at all planned for Sunday. Just the way it should be.

My God! That clock’s hands have started moving soooooo sloooooowly…

I’ve noticed an interesting trend in the blogs lately. People are wondering what the big deal is with Napster’s legal problems. Several I’ve run across have pointed out that you can still get mp3s everywhere and that people who use Napster are just lazy. Interesting that they put this on their easy-to-use blog from blogger.

Me? I’m all for ease of use. Never went for those velcro shoes though – I couldn’t get back up if I was sitting Native American-style on shag carpeting.

I know I’ve mentioned this before, but my horoscope often tends to be eerily accurate:

“You’re more stubborn today than usual, inclined to whine if things don’t go your way. Instead of dwelling on what you can’t change, focus on getting something accomplished that you’ve been putting off — it’ll help your mood if you feel like you’ve achieved something today.”

GET… OUT… OF… MY… BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!