I can’t believe I almost forgot to bring this up, but…
(AP Photo/Mel Evans)
Now, I understand wanting to make a change to help out the team’s game and all, but is ’70s porn star really the direction you want to go, Colin? This photo is actually a lot less goofy looking than he was yesterday, but it’s all I can find at the moment.
One other thing on the list of what won’t happen tonight (in the same mindset as the earlier post) – there’s no way Brian Gionta will get a hat trick. Nope. And Parise too. And Gomer and Elias. Not a chance. Did I mention Langenbrunner? None of them will get hat tricks tonight, and certainly not all in the same game.
Here’s hoping that does the (hat) trick. I don’t wanna have to grow a porn star mustache.