Elbow room…elbow room… got ta

Elbow room…elbow room… got ta got ta get us some elbow room…

You know, there’s an indescript clothing store near the office named “Harriet’s”. It’s one of those scary stores that offers both men’s and women’s clothes, but don’t tell you which is which. I just know I’ll go in there and wind up picking up an adorable little blouse or something. Maybe lace and frills will become manly one of these days.

Anyway, when I see their sign, my mind automatically kicks into…
“Harriet!
Harri-et
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis…”

Kermit’s singing in my ear now, and he’s overriding Mike Myers. After all, someday we’ll find it – the Rainbow Connection.