I’m really starting to wonder

I’m really starting to wonder about the “fairer sex”. My new desk is directly outside of the women’s bathroom on my new floor. My original thought was “Hey – now I get to see all of the women who work on this floor!” Now my thought is “What in the HELL are they doing in there?” Every now and then, some pretty bizarre noises can be heard resonating through that door. What was that? Some kind of power tool? Sure, the obvious thought comes to mind, but let’s face it – I’m a good ten feet away from the bathroom and the door is shut. That would have to be a magic wand run on car batteries or something. I’m ready for a new desk…