Bored bored bored. Plus, I

Bored bored bored. Plus, I think I’ve paper-cut my right hand. Whine whine whine.

Eeeewwwww! I just happened to look over at a co-worker’s lava lamp (lava lamps are really big around here, unlike my Homer Simpson, who is average-sized) and since it hasn’t warmed up yet, the laval looks like a cross between a lump of crap and some bizarre form of caterpillar.