I was just looking at one of those useless facts pages, where I came up with a startling conclusion. The facts I found were:
1) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
2) Polar bears are left-handed.
So I’m only going to live nine years longer than a polar bear? Crap! I’d better see how long they live. I hope it’s to one of those sea turtle ages…