Oh God. I took a drink of my Coke a little while ago and a small white and squishy something wound up in my mouth. At first I was only mildly disgusted, since I was eating a bagel at the time. “Perhaps it’s just something that was stuck to my teeth,” I thought, trying my best to not think of how unlikely it would be for me to have something of that size on my teeth and not notice it. I did a full check of my teeth and found nothing. That settles that.
Next drink? Squishy. Now thoughts of Urban Legends are flying through my head and I am done with that can. Thank God Andrew brought down four cans!