Ugh. I’ve not had near enough caffeine to cope with BurfDog just yet. Perhaps I’ll go outside for a long, loooong walk. Perhaps I’ll offer to take BurfDog with me. “I don’t know what happened – I looked away for a second and he was GONE!”
My schemes are usually a little more machiavellian, but as I said, I haven’t had much caffeine this morning. Perhaps my evil-ness (evility?) will return by the afternoon.